tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post114192111427361077..comments2023-10-31T05:31:12.836-05:00Comments on Grumpy Frump: Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to me?!?don't call me MA'AMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439448178708339536noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-43820591398685396502016-09-26T15:18:53.142-05:002016-09-26T15:18:53.142-05:00Did you know that you can create short links with ...Did you know that you can create short links with <b><a href="http://shortener.syntaxlinks.com/r/Shortest" rel="nofollow">Shortest</a></b> and <b>receive $$$$$$ for every click on</b> your shortened urls.Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287821785570247118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1142010764106093642006-03-10T11:12:00.000-06:002006-03-10T11:12:00.000-06:00"He slept with my momma!"lol. Because it's pure ci..."He slept with my momma!"<BR/><BR/>lol. Because it's pure cinema gold. :)richardSandwichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09554920179519030284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1142007718580019952006-03-10T10:21:00.000-06:002006-03-10T10:21:00.000-06:00paisley: There are things we quote at our house so...paisley: There are things we quote at our house sometimes, and we don't even realize we're quoting... it just seems like something our family has said for years! And we love the U-G-L-Y cheer!<BR/><BR/>jurgen: Napoleon lives at our house, too. "Eat some ham!" And my daughter is constantly yelling "Hey!" at me in her Harry Carey voice... cracks me up!<BR/><BR/>jaek: me, too! And Office Space... "because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire!" <BR/><BR/>kristie: not weird at all... ;-) It's like your inside joke that cracks you up every time!<BR/><BR/>red: ah, yes. Forrest Gump... we do the Run Forrest and Peas and Carrots lines a lot. And of course, you have to use the Forrest voice, too!<BR/><BR/>Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? <BR/><BR/>Margus: how did I know you'd post something from Half-Baked? ;-)<BR/>"The doctor said I need a backiotomy!"don't call me MA'AMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11439448178708339536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141970049433090212006-03-09T23:54:00.000-06:002006-03-09T23:54:00.000-06:00"What part of Jamacia?""Right near da beech. - BOY..."What part of Jamacia?"<BR/>"Right near da beech. - BOYEEEEE!"<BR/><BR/>"Did you see what GOD just did to us man!"<BR/><BR/>-half baked<BR/>-fear & loathingrichardSandwichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09554920179519030284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141961328603967822006-03-09T21:28:00.000-06:002006-03-09T21:28:00.000-06:00On Scrubs when Ted the lawyer says that he's rubbe...On Scrubs when Ted the lawyer says that he's rubber and Kelso's glue. After that every time Kelso says something, Ted goes, "Boing...Fwip!"<BR/><BR/>JD call poop "Twosies".<BR/><BR/>Cox's rants are awesome, but my favorite is, "What in the name of Are You There, God, It's Me, Margaret..."<BR/><BR/>And FRIENDS:<BR/><BR/>Also, Joey's trademark, "How you doin'?"<BR/><BR/>Monica's emphatic, "I KNOW!"<BR/><BR/>Ross's pathetic, "hi"<BR/><BR/>Phoebe's poetic, "Smelly cat..." song.<BR/><BR/>Rachel's awesome rack. (did I type that out loud?)<BR/><BR/>Chandler's...well, almost any Chandlerism works.Jaekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646174756291390176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141958651752716012006-03-09T20:44:00.000-06:002006-03-09T20:44:00.000-06:00Around these parts, whenever someone starts runnin...Around these parts, whenever someone starts running after something, someone will inevitably offer up a, "RUN, FORREST!" Any work day can inspire a Clerks nod: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!" A trip to any convenience store ends up containing, "Plain or BQ?" to which the appropriate response is always an indignant, "BQ!!!!!" Ahh, Heathers. And when in doubt, Clueless: "GOD ALTON, CAN'T YOU SUCK?"Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730026366995714619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141955778270230142006-03-09T19:56:00.000-06:002006-03-09T19:56:00.000-06:00The one we use from the Princess Bride most often ...The one we use from the Princess Bride most often is: "And thank YOU for bringing up such a nice memory. While you're at it, why don't you give me nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?" I can't believe I forgot to mention that one in my comments yesterday.<BR/><BR/>The other one we use was one we heard Madonna say during an interview (have no idea where it came from originally) "Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt" (ie, when someone asks you a question where the answer is "never") .... but more often than that, we just make these stupid squeaking noises, which are supposed to SOUND like monkeys coming out of our butts.<BR/><BR/>Now that I think about it, we're just weird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141950821212580332006-03-09T18:33:00.000-06:002006-03-09T18:33:00.000-06:00Virtually any Princess Bride can be quoted at rand...Virtually any Princess Bride can be quoted at random times.<BR/><BR/>"Ummm, yeah..." from Office Space<BR/><BR/>"COME ON A-YEEEAHHHH!" Jack Black in Saving Silverman.<BR/><BR/>"C,mon c'mon C'mon c'mon,..." about a hundred times. Steve Zahn in Saving Silverman.<BR/><BR/>"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xuhr and the Kodan Armada." The Last Starfighter.<BR/><BR/>"Sloth love Chunk."; "Baby...Ruth";"And then, when I was in the fifth grade, I pushed my sister down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dawwwwwwwwg!"; "You see this one? This was my wish, my dream, and it didn't come true, so I'm taking it back. I'm taking 'em all back.";"Andy!...You GOONIEEEEEE!!!" various Goonies quotes.<BR/><BR/>I could go on for days.Jaekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646174756291390176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141941659389678322006-03-09T16:00:00.000-06:002006-03-09T16:00:00.000-06:00A lot of mine (and Matt's - we say them to each ot...A lot of mine (and Matt's - we say them to each other) are political. A favorite that he or I will say to each other, "you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie." <BR/><BR/>I do the Napoleon Dynamite, "gosssshhh" and "TINA! Eat your dinner!" And Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles: "no more yanky my wanky," "Don-ng...where is my auto-mo-bile?" Then there's "It puts the lotion in the basket."<BR/><BR/>Kris, Aimee and I were imitating Will Farrell imitating Harry Caray the entire last weekend. That's a favorite, too. <BR/><BR/>God, I know there are more...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141936794829214432006-03-09T14:39:00.000-06:002006-03-09T14:39:00.000-06:00Oh, I say this with my friends kids sometimes, pro...Oh, I say this with my friends kids sometimes, propagating self esteem everywhere.<BR/><BR/>From Wildcats with Goldie Hawn<BR/><BR/>U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI<BR/>YOU UGLY<BR/>YEAH, YEAH<BR/>YOU UGLY<BR/><BR/>M-A-M-M-A HOW'D YOU THINK YOU GOT THAT WAY?<BR/>YOUR MAMA<BR/>YEAH, YEAH <BR/>YOUR MAMA<BR/><BR/>Must be performed with proper attitude and butt jiggles.Paisleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01627902202210039719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141936681332518472006-03-09T14:38:00.000-06:002006-03-09T14:38:00.000-06:00For years I thought my husband was filled with bri...For years I thought my husband was filled with brilliant witticisms (is that a real word?) but as I got to know him and watch movies with him, I realized that he's a quoting freak. Sadness...<BR/><BR/>I don't know what this is from, but we seem to say, "Sheeeeiiit, Neegro" to each other a lot. Albeit quite politically incorrect for two of the crackerest crackers ever, we still giggle. Oh, we only saw it in private so we aren't murdered.<BR/><BR/>We also say, "Am I right or am I right? Or am I right? Am I right?" from Groundhog Day when the insurance guy runs into Bill Murray on the street. Cracks us up.<BR/><BR/>Also, "I am not arguing that with you, Harry. Harry, I am not arguing that with you." from Joe vs. the Volcano. Tom Hanks' boss says it in the beginning on the phone in the background.<BR/><BR/>Needless to say, I am drawing a blank at all the others because I'm not sure they are quotes or we're just weird as my husband fooled me for so long. I kinda want to live in fantasy land that he's just brilliant and funny and not a habitual copycat.<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>Fun post. yay DCMM! You da bomb.Paisleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01627902202210039719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141936554544824312006-03-09T14:35:00.000-06:002006-03-09T14:35:00.000-06:00Julie: I love Hook. We use, "Bad form! Bad form!" ...Julie: I love Hook. We use, "Bad form! Bad form!" all the time when someone is cheating. :-)don't call me MA'AMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11439448178708339536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18370810.post-1141930544512996262006-03-09T12:55:00.000-06:002006-03-09T12:55:00.000-06:00I say Dang! and Gawd! about 30 times a day but I o...I say Dang! and Gawd! about 30 times a day but I only say it the way Napoleon does. There might be something wrong with me. <BR/><BR/>I have too many other favorite quotes to just pick one. <BR/><BR/>This one I’ve actually used in conversation... Bring It On (2000) starring Kirsten Dunst. I hate her and cheerleaders but I love this movie so much so that I actually own it. <BR/><BR/>Cheerleading Squad: That’s alright. That’s ok. You’re gonna pump our gas someday. That’s alright. That’s ok. You’re gonna pump our gas someday.<BR/>For this to be effective you must make your hands into a gas pump (both hands together similar to a gun) and make a pumping motion (more sexual than actual pumping).<BR/> <BR/>This one is from Hook (1991) starring Robin Williams & Dustin Hoffman. Its effective in sappy cards or similar things... esp when inserting persons name where Peter Pans is. <BR/><BR/>Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.JulieGonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509958361493088038noreply@blogger.com