My tummy hurts. Bad.
It's hurt all day long.
I get lots of tummy aches!
The Farm Boy RARELY has tummy aches.
But... he is also a smelly boy. A smelly boy who passes gas literally all the time. Whenever. Wherever. If five minutes has gone by, you can bet your bottom dollar that he has farted somewhere within that time frame.
I, on the other hand, am a delicate flower of a lady. Ladies do no such thing.
And so... my tummy hurts. Gah.
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I prescribe lots of farting DCMM!!! :) Hope you feel better!
I say, tell Farm Boy to grab your finger, give it a heave-ho, and release! You will feel much better.
MPB: sorry! But glad you are feeling better.
ludi and jaek: read my lips-- NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I feel your pain. Seriously. It isn't fair, is it??
Wait, so the theory here is that all stomachaches are really pent-up farts?
tammara: nope. It's just not. :-(
red: that's what the Farm Boy tells me. He farts all the time, and he hardly ever has a stomach ache. Seriously.... I've known him for 7 years. And he's maybe had two stomach aches since then. No lie.
I don't often get sick, but guess what? I"M SICK!!! Doh! I think I'll be almost better by tomorrow, it feels like it's getting better. Whoo! How are you doing? Feeling better yet? I sure hope so.
You should never hold in gas. If you do, it travels up your spine and into your brain. That's where shitty ideas come from.
ludi: yep, I am. And I hope you're better today, too!
hannah: so THAT's what was wrong with all my ideas yesterday. Ha!
Same problem here. Monkey can fart and poop whenever he wants. No fair. TMI? hee hee
Me? Not so much. Hence, crouched in pain on the floor or couch one to two times per week. Gah!
paisley: what are we girls to do? I just can't bring myself to be that nasty.
nikki: YAY! Is it the same episodes, or is it a new contest? I can't wait to hear!
nikki: forgot... it was called "But CAN They Sing?"
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