Friday, January 05, 2007

A New Year's First Friday Why Files…

WHY #1: Why is the first week after a vacation so difficult? And exhausting?


WHY #2: Why is watching the Brit-ster so similar to watching a train wreck?? You know it's a disaster, but you Just. Can't. Stop. Watching.

Read here and here for two samples… but check out the picture on MSN. Yikes! I know she's like… just had a baby and all, but ohmigod, y'all, that's a scary photo!


WHY #3: Why would the rights of escaped convicts be "breached" if British police released their photos? Are the Derbyshire police (UK) more concerned about the rights of escaped prisoners than the innocent civilians on the street?


WHY #4: Why am I always freaked out about the future of our society? Oh, yeah… it's because people THIS STUPID exist.


WHY #5: Why do I have a feeling that this burglar who was "beat bad" by a homeowner will someday file a lawsuit against said homeowner for assault?




And that concludes today's Friday Why Files…

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES! on the train wreck! I can't stop either. Did you read the lyrics to Justin's new song about what comes around goes around? OUCH! and those pictures OUCH! EEK! ...but I love it...

hee hee

:)

Anonymous said...

So many train wrecks everywhere. I get whiplash watching them all.

don't call me MA'AM said...

paisley: don't you just love how Justin and Britney send messages to each other by song? Too funny.

goldennib: yikes! I prescribe a neck brace while reading any celebrity gossip for you, missy! ;-)

Anonymous said...

I just stop looking at anything about her... ok I did look at her picture, since you linked it and all, yikes!

As for the rest of them... oh well...

Anonymous said...

1) I don't know, I didn't get a vacation. :-( I wouldn't recommend that for an antidote, though.
2) Poor clueless girl. She certainly does look like a train wreck. (Get some friggin sleep, already, Brit!)
3) HUH?!?
4) Lucky the stupid kid didn't get strangled during the heist.
5) Cause you saw it on "Liar, Liar"? (But nah - them's local fellas - the cops probably ribbed the homeowner for not finishing the job...)

don't call me MA'AM said...

stinkypaw: yeah... yikes! ;-)

tammara: I sure hope you're right on number 5! and I'm sorry you didn't get a vacation. No fun!