Sunday, October 25, 2009

FYI

No matter how tired you are, coffee grounds in your eyes will not make you more awake.

Yes, I know this from experience.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Squawkers

I just have one question:

What is the cause of "annoying cheerleader voice syndrome?"

It seems nearly every female between the ages of 13 and 27 has this horrible condition. Whenever they talk, my brain bleeds into my ears.

Just wondering.