Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A Letter to Attention Whores

Dear Young Women of the World,

Please stop taking videos of yourselves doing sexy times with your boyfriends.

At the most, you'll land a reality show on E! -- and then people will be talking about you a few years later when you are in rehab. ONLY because you are in rehab.

No one will remember anything intelligent you have to say. No one will remember anything you might have invented. No one will remember any 'good' you might have done for the earth or humanity. No one will remember anything but your lousy sex tape.

You are undermining centuries of women who fought tooth and nail to overcome female oppression... and you've done that with one click of a cellphone camera.

Just stop. Please and thank you.

6 comments:

-R- said...

Word.

3carnations said...

I have to say, I have never found the notion of watching a recorded version of myself doing such things appealing in the least.

(word verification: reworst)

Stinkypaw said...

Love your title, so appropriate! These girls seek more than just attention! ;-)

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オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

Angel1649 said...

Well Said!!!