Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Random nothingness... and a LIST!

Apparently, I can't add a title to this post. What's up with THAT, Blogger???

I've decided just to post about random nothingness, because I don't want to be a downer. So, instead of blogging about anything going on in my life, I'll just blog about a whole lot of nothing. Of course that means LISTS will be involved. W00T!

Today's list:

Completely Inappropriate and/or Unexplainable Crushes -- these are not people I drool over or would even necessarily want to meet; just have a little tiny crush on them. The Farm Boy need not be worried.

I know I'm not the first person to do this.... I'm pretty sure metalia had one at some point, but I'm far too lazy stressed out and busy right now to go find the link. :-)
*Okay, scratch that. I found the link. Here are metalia's five weird crushes.

And now... here is my list.

1. Nick Simmons, offspring of the Lord of Rock himself, Gene Simmons. We'll call this one inappropriate, because he's far too young for me... but he's very clever and witty. Never seen or heard of him before? Watch one episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels, and perhaps you'll understand.

2. Hugh Grant. I don't think he's hot or anything; I found him rather pathetic after hooking up with Divine Brown whilst he was in a relationship with Liz Hurley... so let's call this one unexplainable. There's something about him that makes me watch his movies. Yes, even Music & Lyrics. Yes, he really sang in that movie, too. Yes, I'm embarrassed now that I have divulged this one.

3. James Earl Jones. Definitely unexplainable. I think it's the voice. And that's all I have to say about that.

4. Harry Potter. I know. Totally inappropriate and way too bandwagon. Again, I'm not drooling over him, nor am I trolling the internetz for his Equus pics (even though I'm sure my daughters are). I'm not even going to type his real name, because I should just go crawl in a hole right now.

5. Jason and Grant from Sci Fi's Ghost Hunters. Again, unexplainable. It's probably more Jason than Grant (I like grumpy bald guys???), although I do love to hear Grant say, "What the frig?" everytime something possibly paranormal happens. What the frig??? How cute is THAT?!?! hahahaha Anyway, I love that show, so that's the only thing I can come up with as an excuse.

6. 1950's Bobby Darin. Both inappropriate and unexplainable. Inappropriate because I hadn't yet been born during that time, and unexplainable because Bobby is up in that great nightclub in the sky. Although... who knows. This could be the start of a whole new list-- dead guys upon whom I have little crushes. Hmmmm....

Maybe I should stop while I still have a little dignity left. What's that? I have NO dignity left? Okay. *ahem* Well, thanks for stopping by. Guess I'll head back down into that hole now...


goldennib said...

I have a crush on Yul Brenner, always have. Of course, he's dead now, but still.

There is something about Hugh Grant that doesn't make sense. Rationally there's so much that says, um, no, but I like his movies, too.

Libragirl said...

I totally get the Nick Simmons. He's very good looking in a "I'm old enough to be his mother" way.

and I have a huge crush on Neil Patrick Harris...which is odd, inappropriate and just wrong

stefanie said...

I don't know why I can never think of my own weird crushes (I'm sure I have some), but I think we're all having the problem with the title field on Blogger posts. I've been putting the cursor in the post field, switching to HTML view, and pressing Shift+Tab to move to the previous field. So far, that's worked to get me up to the Title field. So maybe it'll work for you, too. :-)

Alyssa said...

You are too kind - leaving such nice feedback in the iTunes. Thanks very much!

In other news, that Nick Simmons kid is too tall for me. On the bright side, he is legal - I cannot say the same for Harry Potter.

-R- said...

Oh, man. I LOVE inappropriate crushes!

metalia said...

I have a total crush on Gene Simmons...perhaps we could double date? ;)

don't call me MA'AM said...

goldennib: well then, I'll DEFINITELY have to post a list of crushes who are dead. ;-) And I love Yul Brenner! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

libragirl: Doogie! or Barney! Both work.

stefanie: thanks for the advice- I'll try that! And if you think of your weird crushes, you can always come back and add here!

alyssa: You're most welcome! Tall doesn't bother me- that Farm Boy is 6'4" to my 5'3", so I'm good with tall. And you're right... legal is always good.

-r-: you're still young enough to have inappropriate crushes, though. I am NOT. hahaha

metalia: you're on! As long as it's okay with Shannon Tweed, though. That's one lady I wouldn't want to piss off!

Ludicrousity said...

Hey DCMM!!! Sorry I haven't been around for so long! Life has been really nuts! But I'll be around more now. So, here's my undignified brief list, there woudl be many more if I thought more.

Josh Groban
Johnny Depp
Matthew Fox
Martin Freeman
Dylan Moran
Michael Buble
Roger Federer

don't call me MA'AM said...

ludi: No need to apologize... we've all been there!

And as for your list, I don't see one undignified crush on it! Okay, MAYBE Dylan Moran, but he's cute in a humorous sort of way. I would openly proclaim my crush status on ALL those men!