Flying the Unfriendly Skies

Dear Airlines:

If you continue to charge passengers out the wazoo for travel, they will no longer fly. I understand you're looking for more revenue sources, but when people opt for a train or their cars instead of flying, YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE EVEN MORE REVENUE. Capiche?

Fine. Charge for checked baggage. I don't care. But carry-on luggage too? And maybe even the sad excuse for a lavatory? Ridiculous. I call B.S.

You want more revenue? Raise your rates. Don't nickel and dime your passengers.

Thanks for listening,
Grumpy Frump