Saturday, October 29, 2005

Let them eat sandwiches...

Celebrities, please eat. You're really starting to scare us. Teri Hatcher, you were a pretty girl. Now, you look like someone sucked all the fat and muscle out of your body and left your skin to sag on your bones. Women need a little fat on their body, or else they just look like aliens. Compare Lois Lane Hatcher to Desperate Hatcher. Please eat... I'm begging you. This also goes for you, Hillary Duff, Sienna, Victoria "Posh" Beckham, Kate Bosworth, Jessica Simpson... oh, the list is just too long. Even Angelina is looking a little bony lately.

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