GrumpyFrump: OhmyGOD, your feet smell horrific!
FarmBoy: I don't love you anymore. In fact, I never loved you. Our marriage is a farce.
GF: Shut up. Nobody likes you.
FB: And then there's you who wants to lose 800 lbs...
GF: So you're saying I'm 800 lbs overweight?!?!? Maybe you should brush your teeth more often so your breath doesn't smell like rotten broccoli when you roll over and breathe in my face at night.
FB: You're stupid.
GF: No, YOU'RE stupid.
Can you feel the love (and also the incredible wit and intelligence)? Our 4th anniversary is in January, and I tell you... it doesn't get any better than this. Marriage is BLISS.