WHY #1: Why, if I keep a stack of sticky notes, a journal for jotting down thoughts and doodles, AND a digital voice recorder, a Crackberry, and other digital handhelds, do I not use them to keep track of all the blog post ideas I've had in the last month? I've HUNDREDS (okay, maybe TENS) of ideas... all shot to hell, because I didn't jot them down or speak into a little red circle recorder to store them for later. Gah. I'm an idiot. I'm sure they all would have been pure gold, too. ;-)
WHY #2: Even though I've vowed never to discuss her parents, why do I see pictures of little Suri and just smile? Well, I guess you'd be that adorable, too, if you were genetically engineered by aliens. But you have to admit she's cute.
WHY #3: SPIN Rage? Wha? Huh?
WHY #4: Wh... uh, hmm. This one just makes my brain hurt. A man embarrassed by the size of his own manhood asks brother to secretly take his place. During sex. Yep.
WHY #5: Did you see this score? 30-3? Although it looks like a minor trouncing in football, it's actually a record-breaking baseball score. Yes, baseball. The interesting part is the Orioles scored 3 in the first 3 innings. The Rangers were scoreless until the 4th. Maybe this is less of a WHY and more of a "HOW do you lose 30-3 in baseball when you're up 3-0???"
And this concludes today's Friday Why Files.
4 comments:
It has been a while indeed!
#1 I just realised that I coould also use my mp3 player to "take notes" - thanks maybe I'll get some ideas and remember them...
#2 She is a cutie. You can see she has features from Katie no doubt!
#3 Whatever!
#4 LOL - now this is just plain weird!
Re: No. 5 -- I was there the night before and the stinking Orioles WON! WTF indeed.
1. I have a little tape recorder that I can never remember how to retrieve the recordings on without the manual. Many a brilliant post lost to my inability to work technology.
2. She is cute. A shame she will be handicapped by her parents.
3. Just weird.
4. Just weirder.
5. Just the weirdest; D
Spin rage? I was expecting a mob of angry DJs.
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