WHY #1: Why couldn't I post a picture of my other dog the last few days? I don't know... but here's another attempt. This is Diego, staring at me, pleading for me to come snuggle with him, eye-boogers and all.
WHY #2: How do people this stupid actually function on a day-to-day basis? Does he write "Breathe In" on his left hand and "Breathe Out" on his right hand? What happens when he wears gloves? Does he pass out???
Drunk man threatens bikers, then runs himself over with his own car. WHAT a dumbass.
WHY #3: Why am I sitting here when I should be in the shower, getting ready for work?
This concludes today's Friday Why Files.