Friday, September 22, 2006

The Shortest Ever Friday Why Files...

WHY #1: Why couldn't I post a picture of my other dog the last few days? I don't know... but here's another attempt. This is Diego, staring at me, pleading for me to come snuggle with him, eye-boogers and all.

WHY #2: How do people this stupid actually function on a day-to-day basis? Does he write "Breathe In" on his left hand and "Breathe Out" on his right hand? What happens when he wears gloves? Does he pass out???

Drunk man threatens bikers, then runs himself over with his own car. WHAT a dumbass.

WHY #3: Why am I sitting here when I should be in the shower, getting ready for work?

This concludes today's Friday Why Files.


Stinkypaw said...

He's gorgeous, boogers and all! Too bad we don't live near by, we could have introduced them and who knows... ;-) Hay Chihuahua!!!

#2: yet another proof that the gene pool needs chlorine! Have a good weekend!

Anonymous said...

#1 Aww, what a momma's doggie!!
#2 Whatthefuh? (And he thought to frighten bikers with a pool cue? Obviously that guy had a suicide wish... I'm just sitting here imagining the bikers shaking their heads and going, "Man, that guy was effed UP."
#3 Because you love us? :-)

othur-me said...

Shortly after the police arrested Mr Brooks, as the police car drove away:

Biker #1 - Can you believe the cops bought that story of his own car running him over?

Biker #2 - I know. How many times did you kick him?

Biker #1 - 12, you?

Biker #2 - I lost count after third tooth came out. You want this pool cue? Its pretty nice.

Biker #1 - Sure. Starbucks?

Biker #2 - Definately!

don't call me MA'AM said...

stinkypaw: yep... LOTS of chlorine.

tammara: didn't you know that pool cues are listed as lethal weapons? Wait... maybe that's only if you intend to take them with you on a plane. Hmmm....

othur-me: too funny! Actually, as 'scary' as bikers are made out to be, most of them are pretty nice and extremely helpful. On more than one occasion in the last week, I've read stories or heard on the news where they've helped save a 'damsel in distress' by holding a would-be purse snatcher, they've broken up fights and held the responsible parties until the police showed up. Your scenario would be much more interesting, though!

Gabrielle said...

Pwetty puppy! I just got a new bed delivered and the cats were up there immediately, waiting for me to snuggle. Which I will, as soon as the guy coming to install satellite leaves and we can settle into bed for a MASSIVE session of junk!