Friday, November 03, 2006

Another Random Friday Why Files...

WHY #1: Why am I saddened by the Reese/Ryan split? Why do I even care? Well, I guess I don't really CARE, if I truly think about it (I'm just not into the celebrity worship thing)... but they were one couple I was rooting for.

WHY #2: Why can't there be a law that restricts any candidates from advertising on TV or radio? or for that matter, on my Internets or on my newspaper? I know why... I'm just saying that I'm really, REALLY tired of all the campaign ads in all of those media options. Tuesday can't arrive soon enough, as far as I'm concerned.

Here's the bigger issue... NONE of those ads influence me in the right way. Start slinging mud at your opponent, and you might negatively sway my vote the other way. As far as the issues are concerned, I'm going to find any shred of objective literature about a candidate, but that's it. Telling me that your opponent wants to raise my taxes makes no difference to me. I don't believe anything that any of you say anyway. BTW... this is a non-partisan blog. No party loyalties will be listed here. Period.

WHY #3: Why isn't there a food network show telling us that you can substitute marijuana for oregano? Or is this wife's claim to force her detective husband into retirement by purposefully making him fail his drug test valid? Yikes.

WHY #4: Why does anyone go to a salon for waxing? Don't answer... just read this article from a CBS station in New York: "Salon Rips Flesh Off Customer's Lips During Waxing"

Let's hope they don't provide Brazilian waxing at that salon. Ouchie.


That's all I have now, I guess. After that last one, I'm just sitting here wincing... unable to think anymore. So...

This concludes today's Friday Why Files. Happy Friday.

13 comments:

lizgwiz said...

Ouch, ouch, ouch. And hee.

Jurgen Nation said...

I'm saddened by R/R, too. :( I just want one cute couple to make it!!! They just seemed to defy the stereotype. Dammit.

Also, the negative campaign ads. JESUS. How about an ad that gives your platform, because so far I haven't seen anything near intelligent. It's just a bunch of finger pointing.

Margus said...

Why does his wife have it then house in the frist place? Besides, everyone knows eating the jeebs gets you twice as cocked than smoking. And why is this still an issue, something needs to be done right now. I'll be back.

nabbalicious said...

OW OW OW OWWWWWWWW

Stinkypaw said...

Also think it's sad about R & R,they seemed like good kids who could "make it"...

When I read "lips" I thought of my Brazilian experience... Thank God you posted this AFTER I had it! Yikes!

don't call me MA'AM said...

liz: All I can say is OUCH. ;-)

jurgen: I KNOW! You can't escape them, either... they're everywhere. So far, I've seen only two candidates who have positive ads, and I'm tempted to vote for them for that and only that reason.

margus: I'm confused. What needs to be done right now? Are you cooking some spaghetti with ganja flavoring???

nabbalicious: yep. I'm still wincing a day later, and it didn't even happen to me.

stinkypaw: I did think of you after your post. :-)

Maliavale said...

I was really disturbed by the Reese/Ryan thing, too, even if he was a bit too cold and calculating-looking. MY FAITH IN HOLLYWOOD MARRIAGES IS SEVERELY SHAKEN.

MiMaw said...

The telephone calls are worse. When I see "Washington DC Call (202)000-0000" come up on caller ID, I see red! It won't even let me hang up on them with any pleasure because it is just a recording!

don't call me MA'AM said...

maliavale: you're funny. It would be nice to see one of them last, though... like Newman and Woodward.

mimaw: Our caller ID says something like "political call" or actually lists "Democratic party" or "Republican party." It's pretty easy to avoid those.

goldennib said...

Political ads make me want to vomit.

Anonymous said...

I too am saddened by the split.

I really dislike the phone calls. Esp the ones from republicans because they suck and are stupid heads.

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