Friday, August 18, 2006

Friday Why Files...now with more ammonium thioglycolate!

WHY #1: Why do I have a sick feeling that this guy is lying?

WHY #2: Why would anyone stiff the Girl Scouts for cookie payments? Gah.

WHY #3: Why haven't I tried this sooner?

WHY #4: Why is everyone judging this mom? I mean... c'mon! She was just being supportive to her son... as he shot someone. Now THAT'S some awesome parenting!*

WHY #5: Why am I blogging right now when I should be getting ready for work? Arrrgh!

WHY #6: Why did I spend half my life sporting a perm? No, I'm not posting pics. Well, maybe... if I can find one.

Happy Friday!

And this concludes today's Friday Why Files...

*Yes, this is me being sarcastic.

16 comments:

goldennib said...

I don't think he did it either.

I knew I left some lessons out of my daughter's upbringing. Shame on me.

Stinkypaw said...

2- Cookie debts? Really?
3- Which? The screaming, the singing or the punctuation replacement?
4- Talk about helping your kid out! Crazy world we live in!
6- Had a perm once, and never again! Even poodles were rolling on their back laughing the little shaved butts off! It WAS bad!!!

Guinness_Girl said...

1 - I'm with you. But MAN, he is creepy.
2 - DUDE! You can't stiff the freakin GIRL SCOUTS! That's definitely a way to secure a front-row seat in hell, huh?
3 - Ahh, screaming. I seriously want a soundproof room in my home where I can just go let it all out every once in a while.
4 - Good. Lord. "Shoot, baby, shoot!"
5 - Because it's more fun.
6 - Please, post a picture! If it makes you feel any better, I have naturally curly hair and I once had bangs. The thing with curly hair is that it gets curlier when it's shorter. Therefore, I basically looked like I had pubic hair on my forehead.

Margus said...

1. because he is.
2. because people are fat, lazy and cheap.
3. I DON'T KNOW
4. That is some sick ass Norman Bates shit.
5. because you love us.
6. so we could make fun of you later in life.

-R- said...

Points 1, 2, and 4 piss me off. But 2, 5, and 6 make me happy. I want to see some perm!

othur-me said...

2 - Young (spoiled) Girl Scout: MOM! I WANT TO BE THE GIRLSCOUT WHO SELLS THE MOST BOXES.

Mom: (Sarcastically) OK honey I'll take 600 boxes (thinking "YEAH RIGHT inside her head).

(SEVERAL MONTHS LATER)

Y(s)GS: OK mom, here's the cookies you ordered!

MiMaw said...

1. Probably but then another "Why?"
2. Sad but they'll collect from the deadbeat cookie monsters quicker than mothers do from deadbeat dads.
3. As a waitress, (many moons ago) I stepped into the walk-in freezer and screamed. I felt much better. Singing THAT song would be a guy's thing to do?
4. Mommy & Clyde?
5. You are a dedicated blogger?
6. Please, share!

don't call me MA'AM said...

goldennib: well, as they say, it's never too late. Drive-by lessons together might be kind of fun. Or not.

stinkypaw: the screaming part, most definitely!

gg: Now THAT's a funny image! I'll look for some old perm photos.

margus: you always have the right answers.

-r-: okay, okay... I have to find some.

othur-me: you have to hope it isn't actually the girls' parents. That would totally suck. "Sorry, Sissy. You can't be a Girl Scout until mommy and daddy pay their back cookie money."

mimaw: I like Mommy & Clyde. That's awesome!

othur-me said...

I don't see another way someone racks up a $3500 cookie bill.

Paisley said...

He's totally lying. Totally.

Weirdo.

__
I like GS Cookies, but C'MON!

don't call me MA'AM said...

paisley: you're funny. :-)

tammara said...

I really, really don't understand people. I'd ask what she (#4) was thinking, but clearly, she's unable to do so. (Mommy and Clyde - nyuck nyuck nyuck - Mimaw, you are a hoot!)

I must try #3 - it's worth a shot.

Greg said...

Yes. Yes. Y. E. S.

(Good call on that Rock Kills Kid, by the way.)

don't call me MA'AM said...

tammara: my sentiments exactly.

greg: yes, what? Oh, and I really love the Rock Kills Kid album, but it's not something I should play loudly at work (Life's a Bitch, etc.). ;-)

wire said...

"One alleged deadbeat..." awesomely unbiased reporting.

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