WHY #1: Why did Kellie Pickler get kicked off American Idol?!? She SOOOOO could win this thing!
HA! Just kidding! I think America got that one right. Yeehaw.
The real WHY is: why did Paula start crying after Elliott's song Tuesday night? Did anyone see this? He sang really well... and I love a good cry as much as anyone, but c'mon!?!? I'm starting to believe the rumors that she's got something stronger than Coca-Cola in that cup. She was just goofy all night.
WHY #2: Beans could become "flatulence free." Do we really need gas-proof beans?
WHY #3: Why is everyone still talking about Tom Cruise? PEOPLE! If we ignore him, he will go away. Yes, we know he's out-of-his-mind insane. If we're really, really lucky, he'll get bored with all us humans and go back to Xenu where he belongs.
WHY #4: Qatar: Loud-mouth politicians are actually CAUSING the problem with oil prices. DUH! Why aren't we hearing more of this??!?!?
Not really a WHY #5: Okay, this one isn't so much a WHY, I guess. Just interesting:
Rosie O'Donnell to join The View.
I wonder who will get bitch-slapped first.
This concludes today's Friday Why Files.