Friday, April 28, 2006

Friday Why Files... these are just too easy...

WHY #1: Why did Kellie Pickler get kicked off American Idol?!? She SOOOOO could win this thing!

HA! Just kidding! I think America got that one right. Yeehaw.

The real WHY is: why did Paula start crying after Elliott's song Tuesday night? Did anyone see this? He sang really well... and I love a good cry as much as anyone, but c'mon!?!? I'm starting to believe the rumors that she's got something stronger than Coca-Cola in that cup. She was just goofy all night.

WHY #2: Beans could become "flatulence free." Do we really need gas-proof beans?

WHY #3: Why is everyone still talking about Tom Cruise? PEOPLE! If we ignore him, he will go away. Yes, we know he's out-of-his-mind insane. If we're really, really lucky, he'll get bored with all us humans and go back to Xenu where he belongs.

WHY #4: Qatar: Loud-mouth politicians are actually CAUSING the problem with oil prices. DUH! Why aren't we hearing more of this??!?!?


Not really a WHY #5: Okay, this one isn't so much a WHY, I guess. Just interesting:

Rosie O'Donnell to join The View.

I wonder who will get bitch-slapped first.

This concludes today's Friday Why Files.

13 comments:

hannah said...

Eww. Rosie on the Biew can only end with disastrous results. It will be a contest to see which loud mouth, her or Behar, can flap their gums the most.

hannah said...

And by Biew, I mean View.

don't call me MA'AM said...

Actually, "Biew" sounds good, too. Isn't that binary view or something? ;-)

It will be interesting to see the dynamic among all those personalities. But then... that also assumes I watch The View. And I don't.

Greg said...

And Paula's contract recently got renewed through 2009 so you have at least three more seasons of her stupid... uh, face.

Bye Kellie.

Paisley said...

Unfortunatley, there is a LOT going on that we should be outraged about that we never hear about. WHY? I believe the media is not as unbiased and free as it used to be. I fear that agendas have invaded journalism.

Grrr...

If the media reported half of what is going on, I firmly believe we'd have a new president by now. My humble opinion.

americablog.blogspot.com is very eye opening.

Not to get all political....

lovesies!

don't call me MA'AM said...

greg: yikes. Good thing I don't have the chance to watch that show too often.

paisley: Uh. You broke the GF rule of blogging... no politi-speak. HA HA!

Margus said...

"If we ignore him, he will go away."

yes, Yes YES. I so wish more people thought this way. He might as well be a 6 year old boy without any pants on standing on the back of a sofa screaming, "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FARIES

Ludicrousity said...

We aren't getting American idol over here, so I don't know who that is. I hate beans anyway. Tom Cruise is weird and I cant' fathom why everyone is so interested in him and katie. WHO CARES?! Der to #4. No idea what the view is.

don't call me MA'AM said...

margus: ex-ACT-ly!!!!

ludi: you hate beans? How can you hate beans? ;-)

tammara said...

Do you find the "banter" between Paula, Simon and Ryan as annoying as I do? This is the first season of AI I've watched (and I watch it spottily, I admit), but I think the three of them should be sent to their rooms! I don't want to listen to them bicker with each other - I want to hear the contestants SING. Somebody, please make sure they all get a NAP before showtime!! Argh!

Ludicrousity said...

Beans are soooo yuck. The texture is just wrong for starters, and how can anyone enjoy that taste? EW!!!

don't call me MA'AM said...

tammara: I agree, but apparently that "banter" is what draws in the crowds. Ick.

ludi: no, beans=good. Especially black beans. Most especially black beans in a Chipotle veggie burrito. ;-)

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