Monday, April 10, 2006

Maybe he's on to something there...

My tummy hurts. Bad.

It's hurt all day long.

I get lots of tummy aches!

The Farm Boy RARELY has tummy aches.

But... he is also a smelly boy. A smelly boy who passes gas literally all the time. Whenever. Wherever. If five minutes has gone by, you can bet your bottom dollar that he has farted somewhere within that time frame.

I, on the other hand, am a delicate flower of a lady. Ladies do no such thing.

And so... my tummy hurts. Gah.

15 comments:

Master Peebody said...

I had a tummy ache yeasterday. Took till late afternoon for it to go away.

Ludicrousity said...

I prescribe lots of farting DCMM!!! :) Hope you feel better!

Jaek said...

I say, tell Farm Boy to grab your finger, give it a heave-ho, and release! You will feel much better.

don't call me MA'AM said...

MPB: sorry! But glad you are feeling better.

ludi and jaek: read my lips-- NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

tammara said...

I feel your pain. Seriously. It isn't fair, is it??

Red said...

Wait, so the theory here is that all stomachaches are really pent-up farts?

don't call me MA'AM said...

tammara: nope. It's just not. :-(

red: that's what the Farm Boy tells me. He farts all the time, and he hardly ever has a stomach ache. Seriously.... I've known him for 7 years. And he's maybe had two stomach aches since then. No lie.

Ludicrousity said...

I don't often get sick, but guess what? I"M SICK!!! Doh! I think I'll be almost better by tomorrow, it feels like it's getting better. Whoo! How are you doing? Feeling better yet? I sure hope so.

hannah said...

You should never hold in gas. If you do, it travels up your spine and into your brain. That's where shitty ideas come from.

don't call me MA'AM said...

ludi: yep, I am. And I hope you're better today, too!

hannah: so THAT's what was wrong with all my ideas yesterday. Ha!

Paisley said...

Same problem here. Monkey can fart and poop whenever he wants. No fair. TMI? hee hee

Me? Not so much. Hence, crouched in pain on the floor or couch one to two times per week. Gah!

Nikki said...

Okay, just wanted to let you know that the show about stars that sing (is it called So you Think YOu Can Sing??) is finally coming to Canada! We get it on Friday! Can't wait to watch it since I loved your updates!!1

don't call me MA'AM said...

paisley: what are we girls to do? I just can't bring myself to be that nasty.

nikki: YAY! Is it the same episodes, or is it a new contest? I can't wait to hear!

don't call me MA'AM said...

nikki: forgot... it was called "But CAN They Sing?"

Nikki said...

I saw it on Friday -- it was the same series you saw ... Bai Ling is HILARIOUS!!!

I'm hooked on this train wreck .. can't wait for Fridays now!