Friday, June 02, 2006

Friday Why Files... late edition

WHY #1: Why do I keep listening to the Original Broadway Cast CD Avenue Q while I'm in my car? Because, you know those songs get stuck in your head. And you go around singing them all day long. OUT LOUD. And that's bad news, kids, because this is the 'naughty puppet' show on Broadway (for those of you who don't know).

The songs are hilarious. If you're easily offended, you don't want to listen to the majority of the songs… and you most definitely don't want to go to the show. But I'm not easily offended, so I love it all.

However, one cannot go to work singing, "The Internet is for Porn" or "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" or "It Sucks to Be Me"—well, actually, I think I've sung that last one on my own now for quite some time. ;-)

WHY #2: Why is Anna Nicole Smith procreating? Again? I'm so disgusted by this, I'm not even going to link to the news story. There should be a law barring this woman from ever having children. EVER.

WHY #3: Why wouldn't coroners perform some kind of identification check on ANY deceased individual? It just makes sense to me that you would want to be 100% certain when you are officially noting a person as "deceased." As you've heard all over news reports, this kind of tragic error is easily avoidable.

WHY #4: Why, why, WHY are people so freaking stupid? I don't care what your IQ is. Dumb is dumb. To quote Forrest, stupid is as stupid does. I just am constantly amazed, open-mouthed, flabbergasted at what people think they can get away with anymore.

If your son was on trial for rape, do you think you could honestly get away with hiring a hit man to kill his wife and children—so that they couldn't testify against him? These people did.

This last one makes me so mad... I just have to stop now. SO...

This concludes today's Friday Why Files.


Margus said...

do you think people in cars when you drive by them look at you because your driving by them, or because your looking at them?

Ludicrousity said...

Some people are disgraceful. I am baffled. No words can express how baffled I am.
IO read that Anna Nicole was pregnant in the paper this morning. I am so afraid for her children. How screwed up will they be. Poor kids!
And I heard about the body mix up the other day. Those poor families! How tragic!

don't call me MA'AM said...

margus: the people in cars who look at me are looking at me because I'm hot. So there. ;-)

ludi: yep. Disgraceful is a good word for that.

goldennib said...

I guess we now know why the son could rape and molest his little girls. Disgusting behavior runs in his family. I couldn't even think of a punishment that would be appropriately hideous for this group.

Gabrielle said...

Yes, I read about the last one and was completely disgusted. There's a special place in hell for those grandparents.

Red said...

I know, and how old (and drunk and coked up) is Anna Nicole now, anyway?

wire said...

the dumbest part of that plot was that they only offered 100 bucks to off the whole family and the dog! As if any real crim is going to take that action (hold up a 7-11 and get $500). they should have realised something was up when the guy agreed to do it so cheaply and kept repeating the details of the job s-l-o-w-l-y a-n-d c-l-e-a-r-l-y.

don't call me MA'AM said...

goldennib: me, either. Someone will probably be lenient with them, because they're old.

gabrielle: absolutely! I'm hoping it's the level of hell where they get poked all day with a burning trident... but that's just my opinion.

red: I think she's 38. Ha! She's older than I am!!!

wire: that was sooooo funny! s-l-o-w-l-y and c-l-e-a-r-l-y. haha!