Friday, February 23, 2007

Today's Friday Why Files... Now With More Obvious Answers!

WHY #1: Why did the judge in the Anna Nicole ruling feel the need to break down and cry at the end? You know, as I’ve said before, I feel that ANS was a pretty tragic figure, and really? What a sad ending to such a sad life. Even after her death, people (yes, Your Honor, this finger is pointing at you) are still riding her coattails to fame. That judge should be smacked upside the head. I know he wants to be the next Judge Wopner, but maybe he could try a little less grandstanding in the courtroom?? I was just embarrassed for him.

WHY #2: Why did Britney have a meltdown in front of paparazzi? Gee. Let me think. Perhaps she’s experiencing the worst time of her entire life, and these morons are trying to capture a Kodak moment. I don’t usually post about celebrities who already have enough exposure… but come on! It’s more than obvious the girl needs help, not more candid camera shots. I don’t purchase tabloids, because I don’t believe 99% of what they print. Additionally, supporting the paparazzi’s greed isn’t my cup of tea. Now I guess I’m going to boycott the gossip blogs that post these pictures, too.

WHY #3: Why am I driving nearly 200 miles tomorrow right into the middle of a snow storm? Yes, because I am stupid. Update: the school cancelled the trip, so now I don't have to go. Woot!

WHY #4: I mean, I know they’re delicious and all… but why would anyone start a fight over a toaster strudel?

Scuffle over strudel ends in stabbing
The Salt Lake Tribune

WHY #5: Why didn’t I think of this??

Guy buys an Ikea end table for $15, makes three electric guitars from the table and sells each guitar for $1500. – BoingBoing.Net

And that concludes today’s Friday Why Files. Happy Weekending.


metalia said...

Ugh, I saw that thing about the judge. Gross. What a famewhore.

don't call me MA'AM said...

metalia: THAT'S the word I was searching for... "famewhore." Perfect.

Ludicrousity said...

He's going for his own tv show, like judge judy, so he really used it as a platform to be sensational. he should be ashamed!

I feel sorry for Britney too, they really need to leave her alone. Those people have no conscience.

Toaster strudels ARE a matter of life and death! Don't you know?!

Smart, but weird.

goldennib said...

That judge should be fired and seek psycological help.

Due to a personal boycott of all Attention Whores I can not mantion any names, but someone needs a time out from all attention.