Thursday, January 26, 2006

Random musings on a lazy day...

5 reasons I'm glad I'm not a dog:

1. Don't have to wait for anyone to feed me.
2. Don't have to search an area and circle around and around and around... just to poop.
3. I can shake hands when I meet someone new... no sniffing of butts involved.
4. Collars are optional.
5. I never get kicked out of bed for putting my cold nose on daddy's chest. ;-)

5 reasons I wish I were a dog:

1. No one would yell at me for sleeping all day.
2. Cold outside? Built-in fur coat.
3. Typical daily schedule: wake up, go outside briefly, play with other dog, eat a little kibble, nap, chase a ball around, eat a little kibble, nap, beg for treats, eat said treats, nap, eat a little kibble, go to bed for the night. No stress.
4. Can hear someone opening an ice cream carton two floors away (okay, well... maybe I can already do that).
5. Everyone in the family would always want to snuggle with me.

On a completely unrelated note, MPB posted the link below on his blog. Here are my results:

You are

Yeah. I'm naughty like that. woot!


leanjoe said...

I love your blog, Grumpy Frump. Nice layout. And I like all your lists.

Paisley said...

I was melanoma tan. um, how unappetizing is THAT? It would be much more fun to be spank me pink and wear that optional collar you mentioned in #4.


P.S. I think you rule.

Master Peebody said...

Nice colour!

My two dogs just sleep all day also. Great life. When i put them outside they look at me like i've betrayed them or something, haha.

don't call me MA'AM said...

Thanks, leanjoe!!!!

Paisley, it all depends on what day it is, ya know? Today, the pink flower panties got me the right color, I guess. Much better than "found in a diaper gold!" p.s, NO, YOU rule! :-)

MPB, my little dog (you can see him in the grumpypics site I have) thinks he OWNS me. He won't let my husband hug or kiss me without attacking him. But when I leave for the day, I get that same look of betrayal your dogs give you.

Margus said...

flu phlem green wearing blue droors? Doesn't make too much sense to me.

You forgot: Get to drink out of toliet.

don't call me MA'AM said...

Mmmm... toilet water.

shannon said...

I like how dogs just get to eat whatever they're given. I've often thought dieting would be much easier when faced with pre-measured bowls of kibble.

Jege (Jen) said...

Okay, WTF...I'm Klan White.

don't call me MA'AM said...

Shannon: isn't that the whole premise behind Nutrisystem? I'm sooooo tempted to try that.. even though I only need to lose 15lbs.

Jege: Hilarious! Although, I wouldn't go around telling too many people. ;-)