1. Don't have to wait for anyone to feed me.
2. Don't have to search an area and circle around and around and around... just to poop.
3. I can shake hands when I meet someone new... no sniffing of butts involved.
4. Collars are optional.
5. I never get kicked out of bed for putting my cold nose on daddy's chest. ;-)
5 reasons I wish I were a dog:
1. No one would yell at me for sleeping all day.
2. Cold outside? Built-in fur coat.
3. Typical daily schedule: wake up, go outside briefly, play with other dog, eat a little kibble, nap, chase a ball around, eat a little kibble, nap, beg for treats, eat said treats, nap, eat a little kibble, go to bed for the night. No stress.
4. Can hear someone opening an ice cream carton two floors away (okay, well... maybe I can already do that).
5. Everyone in the family would always want to snuggle with me.
On a completely unrelated note, MPB posted the link below on his blog. Here are my results:
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Yeah. I'm naughty like that. woot!
7 comments:
I love your blog, Grumpy Frump. Nice layout. And I like all your lists.
I was melanoma tan. um, how unappetizing is THAT? It would be much more fun to be spank me pink and wear that optional collar you mentioned in #4.
;)
P.S. I think you rule.
Thanks, leanjoe!!!!
Paisley, it all depends on what day it is, ya know? Today, the pink flower panties got me the right color, I guess. Much better than "found in a diaper gold!" p.s, NO, YOU rule! :-)
MPB, my little dog (you can see him in the grumpypics site I have) thinks he OWNS me. He won't let my husband hug or kiss me without attacking him. But when I leave for the day, I get that same look of betrayal your dogs give you.
flu phlem green wearing blue droors? Doesn't make too much sense to me.
You forgot: Get to drink out of toliet.
Mmmm... toilet water.
Okay, WTF...I'm Klan White.
Shannon: isn't that the whole premise behind Nutrisystem? I'm sooooo tempted to try that.. even though I only need to lose 15lbs.
Jege: Hilarious! Although, I wouldn't go around telling too many people. ;-)
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